Advice from Nanda
This is the “official” paper for “Jave Does”. It covers the owner, the logo, our policy, and what we do.
Policy
- You can always ask. Just like our slogan says: “Just ask.”
- We reserve the right to deny any request, for any reason.
- Our sayings are copyrighted.
- Members get priority: their tasks go first.
- Priority can always be bought out.
- Want more pandas on your job? Each extra panda costs a small extra fee.
About the owner
Nanda created a business over and over since he was six years old.
But despite those past tries, Jave Does is built to last. So not to worry.
What we do
Jave Does and his fellow pandas have worked and built this whole company doing what you want them to.
So if I finish on one note, it will be:
Just ask.
Paying
We accept cash and your word.
But in a week, we can put interest.
Nanda